Skeleton Key

I'M HALF DEAD. This is how I can start this blog I had lost all the energy, spirit
that rediscovered on my college life and I afraid that I'm loosing my charecterstics which I don't want to. That really make me sick. When I retrace back to my fiinal year when we used to party everynight for every placement party, this situation seems to be humorous rather than annoying. This is what for we had partied and gave a placement party to our batchmates.
But I'm not tacking this situation as granted and I'm not tacking this as granted I'll come with the solution soon.

My Birthday gift to the Society

I don't no wheather the title is apt or not,but I thought of sticking to it.I thought of posting this on 26 night but due to hectic shedule(one who are close to me feel odd,though true)unable to post.And I'm busy in dowloading Dapper Drake version of Ubuntu.Thanx to Mark Shuttleworth for brining an amazing version.These days I developed hatred towards UPA govt.for its vote bank politics.Lalit led the anti reservation rally from our college,really amazed the way he worked out things within few days,there arosed anti reservation rally from first gate.We thought of presenting a memorandam to DC,but we stick to the suggestions from fellow friends to go to local MLA.I'm really surpised the way she interacted with us I'm deeply pleased with her wide range of knowledge(I think politicians lack wisdom,and I proved my statement by certain situation went on over there.)We headed for a huge rally went whole through the streets of Hamirpur and atlast gave halt at Gandhi chowk and gave a small speech to the gathering,lited candle and headed towards college.I felt imense satisfied by the it went off.I would be most happiest person if I could change mindset of atleast one person.

Now I'm Er. Satish

yeah...call me Er. Satish.Here completed my stupendous B-tech.yeah I'm right in using the phrase stupendous specially keeping in mind my final year, which is not at all worth studying.I'm sure that some memories flash in my mind even after years..Here i want to share some with you.

Journey to my college:
ooh what to say about it. I had a horible journey from Una to Hamirpur, infact my first such journey over hills.We took a cab from Una to Hamirpur with senoirs. Father and myself took the middle seat in sumo and seniors the remaning.Even though I felt normal when seniors started smoking,my father was stunned and warned me "I don't expect such things from you"

First year
Ragging is the most memorable and enjoyable stuff we had.Cricket we played behind my room,late night chat with friends,spending saturday night at seniors room,holi, playing cards,humor from pradeep.Every thing is new here..making friends at new place is not as tough as I though.

Second Year
Spend most of the year in rebuilding my CGPI,the most satisfying thing is that I suceded in doing so.

Third Year
I brought my PC, and spend most of the time here,in other words my best friend was my computer, saw about 80 - 100 movies within single year(I know you can't belive).Most intresting thing that happened in this year was providing internet to hostels. The day we got net facility was the day just ahead of our periodicals,Who cares!! I and vijay spend whole night over net(I think I don't need of mentioning how my periodicals screwed off)

Final Year
FULL MASTI !!!!!!!!

My last class in B-tech

haa..here completed my last class in B-tech,but to my surprise it became shock to me.As soon as I entered and took my place Mr.Thakur gave booklet to every one and said "I want to make your last class memorable.."Get ready for class test!!!!These surprises became common to me in these four years.Hey this is clear that this nerd was ready to whip our ass.Even though it is for four marks.How many such four marks shall I leave??Only relief for me is nobody is virtually ready for this test.Climax is as expected..Scerwed UP

Sleepless nights

When I recalculate these days...,it was not much impressive.Generally I talk to myself,I Question myself I Grade myself,In other words I wan't to be myself.But these five days are longest, frustrating days in my life(I dare to say).Just five minutes back I questioned myself why so?the reason I found was consecutive sleepless nights for five days(I don't no the reason why I can't sleep(phobia)).What I can analyse are the consequenses of those.I felt tired,unable to mingle with friends(as a part of it,I didn't enjoy the party with juniors),lack of patience,Even my project did'nt proceed.Poor chap Kunal trying his hand.I would give 10/10 credits to that guy,the way he worked and shaped up the project is worth appreciable.
So guys/Gals what I lost??is again a question to me... During my last days at college(Is't it sleep?? or .....)

The Great Micro$oft Blunder

I'm a great fan of Free software foundation...and every day check out new developments in free software and Micro$oft.That does'nt mean that i'm deadly waiting for Vista..but any blunders done by Micro$oft may me imense happy one among that is release of IE7...Views in John Dvorak words
think it can now be safely said, in hindsight, that Microsoft's entry into the browser business and its subsequent linking of the browser into the Windows operating system looks to be the worst decision—and perhaps the biggest, most costly gaffe—the company ever made. I call it the Great Microsoft Blunder.

It looks like a whopper that keeps whacking the company. The most recent bash came from the Eolas v. Microsoft patent suit over aspects of the ActiveX usage in Internet Explorer. Microsoft lost and was slapped with a $521 million settlement.

If the problem is not weird legal cases against the company, then it's the incredible losses in productivity at the company from the never-ending battle against spyware, viruses, and other security problems. All the work that has to go into keeping the browser afloat is time that could have been better spent on making Vista work as first advertised.

All of Microsoft's Internet-era public-relations and legal problems (in some way or another) stem from Internet Explorer. If you were to put together a comprehensive profit-and-loss statement for IE, there would be a zero in the profits column and billions in the losses column—billions.

The joke of it is that Microsoft is still working on this dead albatross and is apparently ready to roll out a new version, since most of the smart money has been fleeing to Firefox or Opera. This means new rounds of patches and lost money. Continue reading…

This fiasco and the great Microsoft Blunder began when Marc Andreessen, then of Netscape, made some silly, off-handed remark about how the browser would become the next platform for applications and suggested, in so many words, that Microsoft would be destroyed. Instead of the boys at Microsoft laughing out loud and then ignoring this remark, they started scrambling around like ants on a hot stove.

The next thing you know, Microsoft went Internet slaphappy. Besides cobbling together a browser from any code it could license, it rolled out all sorts of Internet magazines and various Internet-centric ideas to the point where it was obvious to anyone watching that the company itself was believing all the hype coming from outside.The main piece of propaganda among the Internet-centric ideas was that the personal computer is dead. "There'll be no computers in a few short years, as everything will be embedded and become appliances," said all the experts.But Microsoft buys the fear. It must have some of the lowest corporate self-esteem for any dominant company in the history of modern business. The company is like the panicky old woman wondering how she lost a penny in her purse while giving exact change in the express line at the grocery store. Hey lady, you are holding things up!

cool funda

While I'm going through some blogs today I found one intresting quote(rather I should say quote out of frustration)....

for a blogger

The greatest motivational act one blogger can do for another is to post a comment
-Unknown
Was that'nt true...I don't know,but atleast for me ..this is true...no. of comments in my blog prove this.....So friends it's u turn to send a comment ...haaaaa

Firefox sorts out security flaws

Computer users are urged to update firefox web browser to close serious security holes in it.Some of the security lapses in Mozilla software, which Firefox is based on, could allow malicious hackers to hijack computers.Programs like Firefox have been thought to be more secure than other browsers such as Microsoft's Internet Explorer because of its links to the open-source software community.Users should make sure they have the most up-to-date version of Firefox, which is version 1.5.0.2.

My Desktop

My desktop with gDesklets
Mozilla 1.5.0.1 browzer Rocks
I can't live without my speakers ON can u??

Ubuntu(dapper drake ) is pretty good with its glassy look

Apple makes Macs run Windows XP

These days i'm busy in expermenting with my new linux, so unable to spend more time on this page.But now Satish came with bang and rocking,shocking news in IT sector.Apple which is considered to be arch rivals of Microsoft since years backhad to bow down before thier supremacy in Operating system sector.Apple released software that lets users run Microsoft's operating system on its computers that use Intel chips. In short Apple makes Macs run Windows XP

Greatest Ever match in histroy of cricket

"Nothing is Impossible, the word itself says I'm possible" that is what sorrounded my brain yesterday.
After having a beautiful week-end with my friends,we returened to our hostels at 9:00 PM.We had a tiresome journey by visiting Palampur a nearby hill station,we thought of laying over bed,but I'm forced to sit before my computer and my neighbour said said about the match between Australia Vs South Africa. Wow, I can't belive this is the first word of my wordings that yelled.Ausies set impeccable target of of 435 is limited overs cricket being a cricket freak and Confucious of cricket ,what the only thing romed in my mind is "impossible".But the thick skinned fellow are allready on their way.With magnificient contibutions from Smith,Gibbs,they acheived the target which remains as the greatest match of cricket histroy.South African media hailed their cricket team "Gibbs leads the chase as Proteas whip Aussie ass,"and another news paper cartoon reads this "I think this is a serious call for the establishment of the SPCB - The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bowlers"

Cold War (War without Guns)

This is what i can say presently about the situation with our mechies at play ground....We thought of directing some memorable moments in last semester.We cracked into two teams which are divided on the basis of roll no. even and odds. Me(not to say),sujit,Grish, Teju, Giri, asutosh are on odds side and sashi, vasanth,Bhist,vijay,nandu on evens side. we smashed four consecutive victory with considerable margin.There started fire between both rivals,in the hostel too.we r not allowed to enter in evens room,war of words....so more to say.thanx to amazing performance from every team members....
I will bring more updated news on monday evening...since we had a big game on cards

My beautiful world

Imagine
Life
Where there are no countries - boundaries
Where there is one religion - relegion called Humanity

I dreamt of this beautiful world when I visited Wagah border during my trip to Amritsar.I went to the closest point of pakistan,to my surprise I did'nt found any difference between both countries. Then why can't this be possible....Think...

demons walk

We thought of having a walk over college campus,myself,tejaswi,sashi,sujit,girish,tillu and negi started to canteen.Inthe typical way myself and girish formed a group having our own discussion about cricket feast we had at evening.After having dicussion we thought of extracting humor out of Vikram - Betaal ,Girish took me over his shoulders and said to narrate a story,I started with typical voice of betaal " Khahani ke baad ek question puchunga...."Girish started laughing...first I did'nt got the reason behind that and obviously asked reason ...To my surprise he said that "A bey bolna hai thoo poora hindi mein bolna bech mein question kahan se ayaa"and I continued laugh where he ended ...After having coffee we continued walk toward Jucie bar there we started our discussion (debate) over present US strategy over Iran.. Negi and Shasi started exchanging their veiws where teju is biased towards sashi and myself towards negi... I did'nt participated at initial stage much, but watched them carefully..While sashi in support of US deeds, myself and negi against them.Negi's talk went much in humanitarian view where as I went against there dictorialship and struggle to capture oil feilds...
We had a long long discussion ...

night with my friends

After having tiresome day myself and sujit thought of seing movie... First we got review from our viewers community and at last decided to see Cry_wolf(projected to us as suspense thriller),So we started of by sitting in our typical positions over bed.. everything went fine ...and we thought of having a dinner break with Sashi(bangali)and vijay...we had a delicious dinner and thought of continuing... here started our problem Sashi so called kutta reveled the suspense (he is having the habit roaming here and there,if his habit ends here it is fine for us..but he reveled the suspense ).Then we continued movie with half hearted....eventhough it is a nice movie.Immediatly we started and movie Saving private Ryan audience included myself sujit,vijay, sashi, teju,negi and girish but these guys made our life more difficult..sashi disturbing always ..we thought stopping and gave a nice dose for notorious sashi..in that ocasion we tore teju's shirt ...and we competed that cermony by making a beggar and we our selfs tied to our heads like head band...and we ourselfs are of rock band in 70'sand rocked to tunes of Manson....there ended our so called movie

Lord of War Reveiw

TAGLINE:The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise.
Ever since Russia attacked Afghanistan...arming the tribes,land lords,warlords become a common thing.This film is based on a merchant involved in wepons bussiness.This movie will remain as a one more feather in Nicolas Cage performance.I'm not a big fan of Cage untill this movie,but the way he presented himself is amazing.

This film charts the rise and fall of Yuri Orlov, selling guns to mobsters in his local neighbourhood, through to his ascension through the decade of excess and indulgence into the early 90s, where he forms a business partnership with an African warlord and his psychotic son. The film also charts his relationship through the years with his younger brother, his marriage to a famous model, his relentless pursuit by a determined Interpol and his inner demons that sway between his drive for success and the immorality of what he does.Keeping the thing weather he is right or wrong,the way he carried his bussiness over years is astonishing.He looses his brother in coarse of time
Some tags that remained peak in this movie:
Interpol: Nine out of ten war victims are killed by small riffels and small arms..these nuclear wepons sit in silence,your AK-47 are the real wepons of mass destuctions
Cage: you have no proof to attest me...can I go now??
Interpol:you must know that I'm legally permitted to hold you upto 24 hrs..If you ask me the reason...it is not that I enjoy ur company,but i'm delaying your deadly bussiness by 24 hrs and deaths of your victims..It does'nt mean that I'm taking daay from you but giving a day for them
In another projected conversation...
Interpol: I thought of sending you to HELL, but you are already in hell

Lost wallet returned 39 years on

A US man has praised the "good, honest" people of Utah after a wallet he left behind 39 years ago was returned to him in Pennsylvania.Doug Schmitt, 57, left his wallet on the counter of a petrol station in Logan, Utah, in the spring of 1967.The owner put the wallet in a drawer in the hope Mr Schmitt would come back to collect it.Decades on, his son-in-law found it, tracked Mr Schmitt down on the internet and sent it to him.The wallet still contained $5 in cash and 8-cent airmail stamps. An equivalent stamp today costs 39 cents.

Countdown for nasty Windows virus

PC users have been urged to scan their computers before 3 February to avoid falling victim to a destructive virus.On that date the Nyxem virus is set to delete Word, Powerpoint, Excel and Acrobat files on infected machines.Nyxem is thought to have caught out many people by promising porn to those who open the attachments on e-mail messages carrying the virus. Anti-virus companies have stopped lots of copies, suggesting it had infected a large number of computers. However, Lurhq reported that more than 300,000 machines are known to have fallen victim to Nyxem-E.Like many recent viruses, Nyxem tries to spread by making people open attachments on e-mail messages that are infected with the destructive code.The subject lines and body text of the various messages Nyxem uses vary, but many falsely claim that pornographic videos and pictures are in the attachments.
So, friends be carefull...

Yahoo honours the best of the web

After much heated debate and endless coffees the judges of Finds of the Year 2005 have picked this year's winners from a fiercely competitive and accomplished field, and I put these before you:

Best Community Website – Treasure My Text

Best Educational Website – Woodland Grange Primary School

Best Entertainment Website – Liveplasma

Best Innovative Website – Net Disaster

Best TV Website – Derren Brown

Best Travel Website – Transport for London

Best Weird and Wonderful Website – The Cloud Appreciation Society

Best Celebrity Website – Greeting the 500

People’s Choice (to be announced on the 2nd February)

Shuttle is a death trap, says astronaut

ONE OF America's most experienced astronauts has denounced the space shuttle as a death trap and accused U.S. space officials of stifling all concerns raised about its safety.The revelation comes as America prepares to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the Challenger disaster.Seven astronauts were killed on 28 January 1986, when their shuttle exploded 73 seconds after take-off.Veteran astronaut Mike Mullane's outburst therefore comes at a deeply embarrassing time for Nasa. Apart from dealing with the Challenger anniversary, it is now struggling to save its remaining space shuttles so they can complete the international space station.

However, all three are still grounded because engineers have not yet fixed insulation problems that doomed Challenger's sister craft, Columbia, in 2003."It's the most dangerous manned spacecraft ever flown," said Mullane, who took part on three shuttle missions before retiring in 1990.

Review

these days u find many sites for tutorials , today i was searching for tutorials to complete my CAD assignment .Since I'm new to Auto Cad I thought of taking help from web tutorials.Intrestingly I found http://www.pixel2life.com .Along withCAd related stuff I found tutorials for different softwares like maya,studio max ,Auto Cad,PHP coding,macromedia flash.
On the whole good stuff...

Africa as an outsourcing Hub

Businessweek wrote about Africa coming into its own as an outsourcing destination,"...the biggest surprise these days is the emergence of Africa as an outsourcing hub. Led by South Africa, which already has more than 500 call centers serving companies such as Lufthansa and General Electric Co. in English, Dutch, and other languages, other countries on the continent are jumping on the bandwagon. Cairo-based Xceed Contact Center handles calls in Arabic and European languages for Microsoft, General Motors, Oracle, and Carrefour. The latest hopeful is which is promoting English skills, a strong bond rating, tax breaks, and subsidies for training to attract call centers...
Ready to clash with India,China ...guys"

Clash of titans

Front Row:
I. Langmuir, M. Planck, Mme. Curie, H.A. Lorentz, A. Einstein, P. Langevin, Ch. E. Guye, C.T.R. Wilson, O.W. Richardson
Middle Row:
P. Debye, M. Knudsen, W.L. Bragg, H.A. Kramers, P.A.M. Dirac, A.H. Compton, L. de Broglie, M. Born, N. Bohr
Back Row:
A. Piccard, E. Henriot, P. Ehrenfest, Ed. Herzen, Th. De Donder, E. Schrödinger, E. Verschaffelt, W. Pauli, W. Heisenberg, R.H. Fowler, L. Brillouin

Every where Saurav

I'm the real cricket freak...These days we are hearing a lot of contravesies with sourav gaguly...so pity.Today when i'm net at late night i found some interesting jokesober hime here are some of them
Q. What's Dada's favorite English movie?
A. Gone in 60 Seconds
Q.What’s Dada's favorite Hindi movie?
A. Aa Aab laut chalen
Q. What’s Dada's favorite song?
A. Ek pal ka jeena, phir to hai jana
Q. What’s Dada's favourite food?
A. Maggie (is done by the time he’s back from the crease, bas 2 minutes!)
Q. What did Dada say when he was asked, 'Why is it always necessary to wear protection (helmet)?"
A. "OTherwise, Two minutes of fun can ruin your life"
Q. What is the similarity between 100 m race and Dada's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete, about 10 seconds.
Q. Which is the best team in the world?
A. India — plays with 10 people (Dada can’t bat, bowl or field) and still wins sometimes.
Q. What should Dada do after retirement?
A. Become catching coach, he offers the best catch practice in international cricket.
Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his bat?
A. He doesn't use it anyway.
Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 minutes at the crease?
A. Dada himself, if he can improve his running speed.

Chinese revolution turns hi-tech

An explosion of captalism has given cities like Shangai and Beijing futeristic skylines.Big bussiness and consumer technology alike have found a new home here.Mobile phones and camareas have become must haves-everywhere you go,people are talking ,texting,and surfing.The country is the world's largest producer of mobile phones,PC's and camears ,which it can churn out in their resource --people.
It is worth taking a minute to look at the statistics, because they are truly amazing. China is the world's most populous country, with 1.3 billion people.On size alone, it is fast becoming a technology superpower and it almost has no choice in the matter. For example, even though only 8% of its people have access to the internet, this equates to 100 million people online, second only to the US.
China is dotted with rabbit warrens of small electronics boutiques, selling everything from known brands to home-made kit, multi-coloured CDs to 2GB memory cards. No-one can accuse the Chinese of being behind the times.It will come as little surprise that China is now the world's largest cell phone market, with more than 380 million mobiles. And, just like internet penetration, the number is rising at an impressive rate.But perhaps here, more than in most countries, phones have an added value. In a place where public displays of affection and freedom to say what you want are still not to be taken for granted, mobile phones offer new privacy for conversation and romance.

Stark warning over climate change

Rising concentrations of gases may have more serious impacts than previously believed,a major scientific report has said.There is only a small chance of green house gas emissions being kept below dangerous levels.
Greenland ice is likely to melt,leading sea levels to to rise seven meters over 1000 years
"The thing that is perhaps not so familiar to members ofthe public ... is this notion that we could come to a tipping point where change could be reversible"