Every where Saurav

I'm the real cricket freak...These days we are hearing a lot of contravesies with sourav gaguly...so pity.Today when i'm net at late night i found some interesting jokesober hime here are some of them
Q. What's Dada's favorite English movie?
A. Gone in 60 Seconds
Q.What’s Dada's favorite Hindi movie?
A. Aa Aab laut chalen
Q. What’s Dada's favorite song?
A. Ek pal ka jeena, phir to hai jana
Q. What’s Dada's favourite food?
A. Maggie (is done by the time he’s back from the crease, bas 2 minutes!)
Q. What did Dada say when he was asked, 'Why is it always necessary to wear protection (helmet)?"
A. "OTherwise, Two minutes of fun can ruin your life"
Q. What is the similarity between 100 m race and Dada's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete, about 10 seconds.
Q. Which is the best team in the world?
A. India — plays with 10 people (Dada can’t bat, bowl or field) and still wins sometimes.
Q. What should Dada do after retirement?
A. Become catching coach, he offers the best catch practice in international cricket.
Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his bat?
A. He doesn't use it anyway.
Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 minutes at the crease?
A. Dada himself, if he can improve his running speed.